I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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