gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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