no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
