After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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