Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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