As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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