You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm eating all of the evidence.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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