ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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