I want to make a zoo with you.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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