i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I forgot how hot balto sounded
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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