I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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