jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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