I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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