Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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