the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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