hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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