so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I think people are normalizing furries
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