They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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