I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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