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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
You are the jesus of drinking
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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