Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
