Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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