Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
vagina is talking i cant
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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