I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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