Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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