I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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