I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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