I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Randomize
