Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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