Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
