we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Randomize