You're so nebulous sometimes
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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