Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
We had to coat check the pizza.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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