I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Randomize
