Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Dignity is for republicans.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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