Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
farters have to be the big spoon...
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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