We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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