So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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