Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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