i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
its liver damage thursday
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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