Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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