I don't think brook has ever known best
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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