it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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