Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
No subtext here. People are naked.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
This baby is an asshole
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Randomize
