Non-Jews are for practice
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
you will always have a special place in my vag
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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