I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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