I wanna bring you to show and tell
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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