what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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