Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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