There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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