Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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