I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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