The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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