i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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