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It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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