Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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