I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
My butt remains clenched, sir.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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